I suppose ALL men aren't assholes. I don't know all men so I can't say for sure. And to be fair maybe there are just as many women assholes, I just happen to meet more of the male variety.
You might think this post is going to be bashing my husband again. Nope. He's only got a tiny percent of asshole in him. He leans toward lying when given the opportunity and he broke his vows but compared to some of the men I know he's an angel.
Let me tell you about the 2 biggest assholes in my life right now (and again to be fair, in this situation the one isn't a bigger asshole than the woman in the story--guess that means there are 3 assholes).
Let's start with the one I have to work with currently. He's married. He's been cheating on his wife for over a year with another coworker of mine who is also married (she'd be the female asshole in this story). Instead of either leaving, they decided (perhaps too strong of a word...I am not sure it was a decision as much as it "just happened"--only proving that they are stupid assholes) to have babies. Yes. His wife is pregnant and his mistress is pregnant. Now for reasons I can't even imagine (does she think this somehow makes her less of an asshole?) she is insisting that her baby is her husband's child. How she could possibly KNOW this is beyond any of us? You're fucking 2 guys, you can't really KNOW who the father is, unless one is infertile (and both of the men in her case have fathered children, so nope doesn't apply here). But, whatever. Here's the funnier (I seem to be at a loss for the right word today..because funnier is definitely not the word I am looking for) anyway...the funnier part is she didn't know his wife was having a baby until AFTER the wife gave birth....which funnier still...was a few weeks before she gave birth to hers. Following along still?, I know it's hard without names. She was mad at first but appears to have gotten over it and now is just jealous of the new baby because he is doting over it...maybe now she will decide her baby is his too? Who the fuck
knows!?? I work IN a soap opera!! Thankfully she hasn't come back to work yet because I really need to work on my face...because it was taking a lot to hide my level of disgust for her before (she's the same whore who thought I was weak and "smarter than that" because I decided to stay with my husband.) People are always saying how we shouldn't judge others....well fuck that....she's an asshole and a whore and he's an asshole and a prick and I guess they both deserve each other and if they end up dead at the hands of their spouses, well wouldn't the world be a slightly better place without those two raising children with their set of morals? How's that for judging??
Now onto number 3.
He happens to be a fb friend. I always share my blog links on fb. So I suppose there is a tiny chance he will read this. I personally don't believe he will because he is A) way to self involved to care about someone else's thoughts B) not smart enough to read more than a paragraph at a time (ok I may be saying that out of anger) ...I guess that's it just A. If you do happen to read this, please use it as an opportunity to grow the fuck up and became a somewhat decent person, I realize that will require a lot of work because it seems you have this "being an asshole" down pretty well. And you should probably stop here if you want the illusion that I would ever fuck you to continue.
I have worked for him for a couple of years. He was promoted and transferred more than a year ago. I have maybe had contact with him a few times (once or twice he came into the store and a couple texts or fb messages). After he found out my husband had cheated on me he wanted to take me out for drinks (I was leery of his reasons, but I trust myself so wasn't concerned--plus he's over 20 years YOUNGER than me, so I really didn't think he possibly could want anything other than to chat) but we never ended up going and then he got married a couple months later (completely out of the blue). Hadn't heard from him much since then (almost a year ago). Until a week ago. It was Saturday, fairly early (before 6). He fb messaged me and made me promise not to tell anyone what he was about to tell me. I thought it was work related dirt and made the promise. I was hoping on info about getting a new manager. I was way off. "I wanted to have sex with you every morning that we worked together". I knew I was his favorite employee, he did a horrible job of hiding that (causing irritation amongst my coworkers obviously). I thought it was my work ethic. I agreed to close on Monday nights and then come back at 6 am Tuesdays to work with him. I appreciated working with someone that appreciated my work. And again...he's over 20 years younger than me! I am not vain enough to even think he'd think of me like that. But my reply? "Who doesn't?"
That's me always trying to diffuse uncomfortable situations with a bit of humor. Then I just kinda blew it off as "thanks for compliment youngster". Hoping he'd just drop it but nope...it went on for a bit then I said "If only I weren't a loyal wife". In retrospect I realize my message in between the lines would probably be lost on someone like him (an asshole) but my intent was to remind him that I am married...maybe not quite "happily married" yet, but married. His response? "You and I can totally have fun together and keep it between us." I realized blunt was the way to go. "After having been cheated on I now know I could never do that to someone. It hurts way too bad".
You might think it ended there. You'd be wrong. Now I suspected he might be drinking but it's before 6, so I didn't think he could be that drunk and daft. His response? "Dudes are different tho, they don't care haha joke". Now I don't want to hurt my husband (well on most days) but I love how he thought I was talking about him. Still not giving HIS WIFE a second thought. And, for the record, I did ask at the very beginning before this started how married life was treating him. I let him know I was talking about his wife. His comeback?? Unbelievable...."we have an agreement...don't judge" I used dinner as an excuse to end the chat...his response "we should hang soon" I said that wouldn't be awkward at all. Clueless or hopeful or just an asshole?Before you decide: Here's some history that I knew...he had a relationship with a coworker and he cheated on her. And used her for sex at least once after they broke up. Here's some news I didn't know...after he got married he STILL contacts her, even after she had a relative threaten to tell his wife. I assume you came to the same conclusion as I did...asshole. He's to close to 30 to blame it on him being "immature".
The next morning I got another message apologizing for the drunk messages. I told him I assumed he was drunk and not to worry about it. He tried to start a random convo after that and I didn't bother answering. Don't want any misinterpretations since being subtle doesn't work with him. I had thought of really letting him have it ...the truth...perhaps if you weren't a fat asshole you MIGHT have a chance but I wouldn't fuck you with your wife's vagina....but it's still January so I am still trying to keep my resolution to lie more...you thought I was going to say be nice, didn't you??
The point of my post....you may think you love an asshole but there are always bigger assholes out there to remind yours isn't so bad after all.
As for the promise? I don't think it's fair to ask people to keep secrets about things that can be construed as sexual harassment. There's a chance that I may work for him again someday if he gets promoted and returns to my store...this is out there NOW so no one can claim I "should have said something sooner". It creeps me out to think of him imagining fucking me while we working. That's something I did to the younger GOOD LOOKING guys....and that's my final mic drop!
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