I am feeling more confident that this lunatic won't be President, so I have been having fun coming up with my very own conspiracy theories (defined by me as a theory too insane to think that anyone would actually believe it).
This post isn't to sway your views or tell you why the man has no right to even be a Presidential nominee let alone a President, it's just pure fun (defined by me right now as making jokes at Trump supporters expense).
What got me thinking was Michael Moore's recent "letter" about how Trump never intended to be President or make it this far and how he is now desperately trying to prove he's too insane to lead by doubling down every week (day?) with something more outrageous than his last comment. It really is worth the time to read, you should look it up, I am too lazy to provide a link! Only problem is that his supporters have swallowed so much kool aid they can't think straight and continue to defend his bullshit.
I believe the man is too vain to quit, he knows he'd be called a quitter for years (not that that has hurt Palin) and besides never wanting to be President, he really doesn't want to be a loser (too late there, my friend) so he is trying so hard to get thrown out of the race (asking gun lovers to take care of Hillary, surely THAT would get him thrown out, if not locked up, but alas, it wasn't enough).
So my crazy idea is that maybe Trump is a Chris Hansen (you know, the dude who does To Catch a Predator) of sorts....he's bait for the racists and hate mongers in our country and in an effort to "cleanse" our society of these vile beings and in what would be an ironic twist to them wanting everyone who isn't like them (white men, mostly) thrown out of the country or banned from being let in...THEY would be the ones tossed out. Once the rock is turned over and these scumbag bigots are exposed--BAM...put a net around them and lock them up! Wouldn't that be great? Cops at rallies rounding these people up? But if this is the plan, what in the hell are they waiting for? I am pretty sure anyone who wants to be on the Trump train is already there, he isn't going to be getting any more supporters, if anything some may finally be coming to their senses..so it's time to execute part 2 of the plan...you have exposed them now get rid of them...ship them off to some remote island and let them fend for themselves. You see how angry they get at the rallies, it wouldn't take long at all for them to take care of the rest...killing each other for their differences or just because their rage no longer has an outlet.
In this conspiracy theory Trump could actually be seen as the hero...making America great, as promised, by taking out the trash, so we could all live freely and equally---imagine a country with no hate crime...that would be a great America!
Of course there's also my original conspiracy theory that many others have already brought up--the stuff in those deleted emails? Emails to Trump from Clinton asking him to run and thereby eviscerate the Republican party...whether Hillary was behind it or not seems to be irrelevant at this point because he is definitely succeeding at ruining the Republican party, possibly forever. The theory that those two are working together seems to be falling apart because for it to work, he has to at least seem like he's trying to win...at this point too many people agree he appears to having a meltdown.
It could also be Guiness Book of World Records largest prank ever..on a whole nation...America you have been PUNK"D! I am waiting for Ashton Kutcher to show up with Trump and they announce it was all a joke or maybe Trump is Joquain Phoenixing us...and any day he will stop talking like some sort of insane mad man trying to take over the world. There are so many possibilities that seem much more realistic than that America could have lost it's mind and nominated this fool because they actually want him for President.
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